It’s obvious I could get by on just my looks

But what’s beneath the pretty face?

Not to brag, but I’ve recently started thinking about the consequences of my actions.

I want a successful career in advertising…so I can finally afford ad-free streaming.

There’s 101 things to know about me, and one of them is I love my Dalmatian.

Chicago-born, travel-bound.

Dirty mind, squeaky-clean heart.

Thoughtful AF.

Outspoken and staunch believer in free sauces on the side.

I don’t know if I’ve ever had an “aha moment,” but I’ve definitely had a ton of “ha ha…wait, I don’t get it” moments.

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”
- Wayne Gretzky
- Michael Scott
- Kirsten Alberts

But seriously, here is a better photo of me.

Okay for real, I know you need to make sure I can pretend to be normal for HR purposes. Here’s a good one.

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